“Hi! I’m Marshmallow, I actually don’t know where I am. It’s like a giant room with cardboard boxes and crates and at the top there is a sign that says: a-m-a-z-o-n? I know that I live in a crate but the people there don’t even know I’m peeking through the crate! I bet if they knew I’m peeking at them they’d be creeped out!”. ” I’ve been sitting in here for 1-2 years, I don’t know the exact amount.”

“Beep! Beep! Beep!” I heard a truck moving. “Take that crate!” a furless yelled pointing at me.

(My crate) “Vroom!” The car drove off without me. ” Seriously, truck.” the furless sighed.

3 days later…

“Beep!” the truck was coming back!